When my boys were little If YIf You Give a Mouse A Cookie was one of their favorite books. This is an homage to that book and dedicated to runners and racers everywhere. Just for fun on this Thursday afternoon.

If you give a runner a race registration

She’s going to want a training plan to go with it

And if you give her a training plan

She’s going to need new shoes

And if she has new shoes . . .

She’s going to need a new shirt to match.

And if she has a new shirt to match

She’s going to want to go for a run

And when she goes for a run . . .

She’s going to get stronger

And when she gets stronger she’s going to run her race

And when she runs her race, she’s going to get a medal

And when she gets a medal . . . .

She’s going to want a new race registration to go with it

The End